This little butthead of a baby panther likes to go out and play and then take her sweet time coming back.
She's scared of the neighbor's dog, which they leave out now and then to annoy the rest of the neighborhood.
Then she comes back in and demands to be let out.
Instead, I pelt her with catnip bananas until she blisses out.
What a life we lead.
Thought I could get through the week without getting caught in between the incompetent lead writer and the micromanaging style guide overachiever.
Nope. F- them both, it's Friday.
They're both wasting my time, but at least I'm trying to waste it in a productive way instead of bogged down in turf battles and arguments.