I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck
I watched something on TV once about the reason people choose the wine they do, their theory was it was all in the label.
Saturday night Chris and I stopped to get some wine and I go in and see this bottle, well I bought it, of course. :P
The wine was BAD, but the bottle ROCKS. lol