Gambino has informed me that he would like to trade in Mishka for new siblings.
Bino: We can send baby Mishka off, and get Toby and Jack and Beasley in return…we could be the “Fearsome Foursome” gang!
Me: No, you can’t trade siblings! Plus, I hate to break it to you but there’s nothing fearsome about you guys!
Bino: Well, what if we also invite Pickles and Pepper, and Pete and Remo, and Walshy! We could be the “Nine Ninjas”!
Mishka: Mom…! I want to be a ninja too!
Bino: Mom…! I don’t want Mishka to be a ninja!
Poppy: Oh for heaven’s sake! Can we please trade them both so I can nap in peace?