stink bug

A Poem

 

The stink bugs have emerged from hibernation.

They emit their stink when the pets molest them.

They like to sit on the knobs of the stove

and scare the crap out of me when I accidentally touch them

and then they act like they are going to fall in the frying pan although that has not actually happened yet

but they are an invasive species so I guess I wouldn't feel that bad

but I would feel bad about feeding Chris O a pancake with a stink bug in it

probably.

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Taken on February 20, 2010