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Splenda for @CorpzFlowrLois

As you have probably heard, she's a bit #bloomshy - but she's also kind of a diva, as we've seen from the unfortunate termination of Ellie, the agent who failed to procure espresso *with Splenda.* Watch out, Diego...


She's our Corpse Flower, or rather @CorpzFlowrLois, the hilarious (as well as often-not-family-friendly*) alter ego for our favorite stinky plant. She popped up on Twitter yesterday, to tell us something we kind of already knew - and her lol-inducing rants have inspired almost 400 followers in a single day. You can find her doing bikram yoga, flirting with our horticulturalist or explaining her pre-bloom ritual.


So, @CorpzFlowrLois - we brought you Splenda (if only to get some of the stress off poor Diego) but you can't have it until you BLOOM! (Mwahahahaha!)


*and in case you are wondering, not a by-the-museum account :)

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Taken on July 12, 2010