On A Bench Next To A Fence
On a bench next to a fence I sat to relax when a lady stumbled by.
Wheres my beer I could hear as I sat in the shade she began to cry to a guy.
It was found on the ground as I tried not to laugh he pointed to a spot over there.
With no class the drunk ass picked up her drink and asked you seen my purse anywhere.
When he said no she replied 'oh' and walked away with her beer and no care.
(some stories don't need to be exaggerated)
View on black or I'll stumble over to your place and face plant in your living room