On A Bench Next To A Fence

On a bench next to a fence I sat to relax when a lady stumbled by.


Wheres my beer I could hear as I sat in the shade she began to cry to a guy.


It was found on the ground as I tried not to laugh he pointed to a spot over there.


With no class the drunk ass picked up her drink and asked you seen my purse anywhere.


When he said no she replied 'oh' and walked away with her beer and no care.


(some stories don't need to be exaggerated)


View on black or I'll stumble over to your place and face plant in your living room



  • Laurie2123 PRO 3y

    :) Your images and story lines always put a smile on my face. Happy Friday!
  • Fergal O'Callaghan PRO 3y

    Great work Mike HFF
  • Anna Irving PRO 3y

    Lol, you are so inventive
  • Fizikal Rex 3y

    Super focus Mike
  • Cathy 3y

    I love the way you always have a story to tell to go with your images!
    Love the colourful bokeh garden. HFF
  • Eyesplash - Explore is so 2009...for me at least.. PRO 3y

    give her back that purse. It's not your colour anyway
    Seen in my contacts' photos. ( ?² )
  • Tuppence 2009 PRO 3y

    Love the punchy coloured bokeh and stone details. HFF
  • Mags :O) 3y

    Lol...not only a great shot...a really cool rhyming story too...gotta love it:O) HFF!!:O)
  • Beckaroonie 3y

    Great texture and color
  • Shelby PRO 3y

    oh dear...bout the beer ;)~
  • suziqb PRO 3y

  • Tim Massaro PRO 3y

    As she stumbled away, I just had to say, "Hey it's stuck to your derriere !"
    So fun, awesome texture on the rocks and focus!
  • Char PRO 3y

    YIKES! I viewed on black *immediately* - so that's taken care of, whew. Your story is definitely "punchy" - like the broad lady, perhaps... AND you are just as fine a story-teller with your photographs as you are with your prose/poetry. That's a beautiful scene rendered just mysterious enough to keep us prodding the depths (well, maybe *some* of us are looking for the lady's beer, who knows). Another instant fave, as usual - HFF!
  • Just Joe ( I'm back...sort of ) PRO 3y

    Nice one Mike. HFF !
  • from.where.I.stand (Chris) mostly away 3y

    nice shot - and story too (although the lady may not have thought so when the beer wore off!)
  • Laura Wentz 3y

    I love to read your stories that go with your photos, always funny! Love your bokeh here.
  • Photomaginarium PRO 3y

    dude, you can face plant in my living room any day!

    and i'll even bring you a beer ... how about that?

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Taken on May 25, 2012
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