Elroy & his duck | Serious conversation
Duck: "Whazzup, Elroy dawg?"
Elroy: "Oh duck, I'm just pondering some serious thoughts today."
Duck: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
Elroy: "Oh you know, stuff like World Peace, feeding the hungry children, finding homes for all the orphaned animals, global warming...stuff like that."
Duck: "Whoa...those are some serious issues."
Elroy: "Ain't it the truth?!"
Duck: "Anything else on your mind?"
Elroy: "Oh duck, there sure is something else of great importance that I'm very concerned about..."
Duck: "Do tell!"
Elroy: "I'm really wondering about when mom or dad is gonna give me another tasty treat. I mean it's been a couple hours now since my last treat. How much longer do you think they plan to deprive me?"
Duck: "Dawg, I'm so glad I don't have the worries you do. I'm always stuffed."