Coincidentally, after three weeks at the gym, I found out that my pledge brother was a technician at the school's human performance lab and could use me for body composition data. It was perfect timing for a check-up. So under the dexa scanner I went and the above image is a composite of my skeleton and everything else. After the nuking, results showed a gain of 4lbs of muscle and a reduction in fat. Woot!
When it came for his initiation hearing, he was asked how well he got to know his "big brother." Well, he said, "I can trace out his colon, his heart is a bit oversized, his skeleton a bit under-calcified, and he hangs to the left. I saw more than his wife will ever see!"