The Autopsy Revealed Death By Dust Bunnies
Someone asked me to fix their computer...
After several hours of trying to revive the patient I gave up.
The autopsy revealed that the patient died from a severe case of Dust Bunnies.
They are a disgusting lot who mulitiply when you aren't looking, attach themselves to the central nervous system and then suck the life out of your processor.
Don't let this happen to you or a loved one.