i'm the only spider, man
I sleep on silk. I eat on silk. You could say I'm as smooth as silk That's why everyone can't resist staying for dinner. And I do love it when everyone sticks around. Although I only know how to make soup.
It must be hard for all of you to know that there's always something out there looking at you like you're dinner. I know, I know, you're all bustling about thinking you're on top of the food chain and then you find there's always something bigger, more monstrous, hungrier...and I'm so hungry.
It does make us all seem one dimensional. All we do is eat and hide from the day and then eat. And maybe that is what we do but we do it so well. We know our place in the world and we're making sure you know yours. Your tasty, delicious place. I'm going to make a space for you for dinner. Awww don't look at me like that, I don't want my food to be bitter.
If you need me you'll find me on the web