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at least i left the eyebrows

It was only going to be a trim. A trim or possibly a porn tash. And now I look like I'm going to be coming for you in the night for The Hills Have Eyes. Or maybe I've just gone squishy from eating too many marshmallows. And I did eat a lot of big ones. You are what you eat. That's why I've also been nibbling on some sexy.

 

Well, no. It was actually a few tiny packets of Love Hearts. You know the things I mean. I had a huge box of sweeties, it would have been rude not to eat them. It would have been even ruder to put other people in a position where they would have wanted to politely refuse them but were compelled to take some so as not to look rude. It's all an etiquette thing. So I've been eating them all myself.

 

It's all right, they're almost gone. Although the tube of Pringles I ate after dinner probably didn't help. This is a winter thing. I shall not be judged for ensuring this sleek vessel that I carry my brain around in is fully insulated for the winter and probably a bit bouncier should I fall.

 

Anyway, the face fuzz will get bigger and the rest will get smaller...probably.

 

Ooooh biscuits.

 

No judging.

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Taken on January 19, 2021