i don't need to but i will
Ah, it's so hard. I head that sniggering. What are you....oh...erm....difficult...it's so difficult. I know I don't need to do anything but if I don't do it then I can't get it done. You understand, don't you? Of course you do. You want to do something but you can't think of what to do. So you sit and you ponder and you hope that inspiration strikes and it doesn't.
Well, that was disappointing. I'm sitting here waiting for that epiphany where an idea forms and grows and becomes something spectacular. And then it turns out to be a dead weed. But you want to do something. For you have planned on that something. If you don't do it then there's an unacceptable gap in the doings that you were planning on doing. I don't want my do's not done. If I do do the do's but not quite the do's I was going to do then at least I've been doing the do that was to be done.
I can see you followed that completely. Don't worry the dizziness and nausea should subside any moment. I hope. I don't want you all spewing. What will it do to my self-esteem if you're looking at this and it causes....well the less is said the better. It might be dinner time. Anyway, I don't have any esteem, self or otherwise. Not sure what I'd do with it if I did. Do you wear it or it's just something that floats about you?
I'll google it.