how considerate to supply tables
Just imagine it. You go to your eternal rest and people can still dine out on you. It the more literal sense. There is a severe lack of table service in modern cemeteries. Where might those visitors stop and take tea?
Although I'm not sure I want people leaving crumbs and ring stains upon my tomb. And it shall be a tomb....no not a tomb. A monument. Where I shall store all my cool stuff. Like a pharaoh of old.
Though this may attract all manner of nefarious grave robbers. I have a full collection of...um...and also my priceless...erm...well my t-shirts look nice.