protect me do not disturb sign
Does anyone else's imagination start to wonder to the deepest, darkest of places when left alone too long? Especially at night. Especially when alone at night. Especially alone at night, in a hotel, with corridors that have a Shining vibe and a history of cult activity nearby?
Oh no. There's a lock on the door but no chain. Oh double no...there's a door on the bathroom but no lock. Oh triple no with squeaky bum...there's only one tiny soap and no shower cap. But my hair.
There's a level of nefariousness about this place that may lead me to wonder if those pigeons outside have demonic tendencies. They did wake me up at 6am. That's a third of the number of the beast. If I'd been staying two more nights it could have descended into hellishness.
There would be nothing that could satiate their monstrous hunger.
We ate all the Kit Kats.