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king of the seas

Ha! Gaze upon my facial features. My magnificent beard. My impressive helmet. My hugely huge head. All pointing the way towards adventure and glory and a reasonably priced holiday for two with all inclusive breakfast.

 

That is the God we've all been waiting for. The God of cheap getaways that ensure you get a morning sausage and possible some nice baps to slip it into. For that is what this God commands. The God of the high seas. See we're back on the high seas again. It's like the boats just can't get enough of it.

 

I could of course be completely misundering the meaning of "High Seas". I may have to interweb it. I may have just been getting it right. It's the open ocean, international waters from the sounds of it. I'm not sure this one gets that far. Wait...if it's the ocean then why is it called the "High Seas"? Surely seas should still count.

 

This may need more inturnettin'.

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Taken on March 12, 2019