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nature you ambushed me again

Curse you nature you utter, utter, complete, total, my god there aren't enough expletives in the dictionary to describe my complete contempt for you. You with your blue skies and singing birds and don't think I don't know what you're up to out there. Oh yes no one else sees it but I do. You and your fluffy clouds lulling everyone into a false sense of security. Waiting for that moment when they're least expecting it and then POW!

 

I haven't quite worked out all the details on what the pow might be but oooh I know it's going to be something so monstrously villainous that no one will be able to thwart. And thwart we must. Thwart and outwit, outmatch, outhouse. We'll stymie and...and....yeah better close that thesaurus. Starting to get a bit carried away there. So many good words, so little space to plonk them in.

 

Ah but there ye be nature. Don't think a wondrous compendium of words has distracted me from your annual seasonal cruelty. I'm going to find you and when I do find you I'm going to...um....I will....well it wont be pleasant. There will be harsh words. Harsh words and an evil eye. Maybe even two.

 

Your move nature.

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Taken on July 3, 2015