The Fountain of Youths
This is the same fountain which Ponce de León pursued while on vacation in Florida. Little did he knew he could find it openly at Vista House in the Columbia Gorge on the Oregon side of the river. One sip from this fountain will restore fine hair to the heads of bald men and make the blind see. Two or more sips will quench your thirst, so be careful to drink sparingly depending upon your needs.