the life of bananas as narrated by an expert:ode to muybridge

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  • why?whynot?! 5y

    what I need To know is How did You maintain a straight face throughout This?
  • Jeffery_2010 5y

    What did this have to do with Muybridge?
  • James WOE 5y

    Its about the locomotion of bananas, and feeling generous, i decided to include several other necessary facts, especially if you are considering living with this ornery fruit.

    IN addition, you should know:

    Muybridge was said to be obsessed with the banana- he tried several times to mate with one....but the results were squishy.

    It was then recorded, that after a long afternoon of vienna sausage and hard cider, he tried to reanimate a banana with electricity. As you guessed it, no dice.

    years later, feeling lost and sweaty, Muybridge found himself on a three day bender of banana peels and whipped cream. The sugar content of the whipped cream caused Muybridge to cast a banana out the window at a ferocious speed. Unfortunately, for the poor soul outside that window, the banana throw was lethal- you guessed it, dead. It is rumored that Muybridge buried the victiim in a shallow pit behind the local brothel, "Penny's Poke Shack".

    if you still feel curious, i can supply more tenable reasons why this has EVERYTHING to do with Muybridge.
  • Jeffery_2010 5y

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Taken on April 16, 2010

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