573/730: Few have ever returned from Ward 57
Which is why I always like to carry a Vapor-o-tron 9000 nuclear assault pistol.
But still... it's no defence against... "them"
Anyway...er maybe you'd love to:
Two Bowens Gemini Pro 500's with big softboxes camera left and right, at 45 degrees, both set on 3.0. Triggered by PC cord cable.