Mrs. Flibble has just found out that she's to appear on Ready Steady Cook next week. For those who might not know of this cherished British daytime television programme, each contestant must bring a bag full of ingredients that cost under a fiver, with which the celebrity chef will rustle up something snazzy.
Well, always looking to be different, and having overspent on the eggs, she had to improvise on the cut of meat.
One quick slash of her knife and I was duly refrigerated in readiness.
Destined to be turned into some kind of posh omelette... probably by some smarmy egocentric overpaid excuse of a cook that doesn't realise we all hate him.
I know you'd love to: