"Two Lovely, Young Ladies, Please."

It's vile, but true.

 

I am aware of a person who goes into a bakery near to where he works every other day, and asks for "two lovely, young ladies" in a very polite and respectable manner. He is, of course, referring to the item above.

 

What's more disturbing is that the person behind the counter knows what he's on about.

 

Why don't you try it for yourself? I have to say, they are rather tasty.

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