Don't Be Gator Bait
STOP-WARNING-DO NOT READ any further- BAD JOKE/PUNS BELOW! You were warned.
Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.
Q: What do alligators call human children?
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
An alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime. My buddy got infected from an alligator bite, now he has gatoraids.