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Don't Be Gator Bait | by eyecmore
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Don't Be Gator Bait

STOP-WARNING-DO NOT READ any further- BAD JOKE/PUNS BELOW! You were warned.


Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

A: A Navi-gator.

Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?

A: a jawbreaker.

Q: What do alligators call human children?

A: Appetizers.

Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?

A: Two alligators coming to dinner

An alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime. My buddy got infected from an alligator bite, now he has gatoraids.

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Taken on April 30, 2012