Vines

"Yeah, you're going to graduate college, and then you're going to find a job, and you're going to marry some nice girl and buy a house. And then one day, years from now, you're going to be standing outside in your yard, and this hand is going to come out of the ground, reach up, and grab you by the balls, and it's never going to let go."

 

-my father explaining life to one of my friends over the phone, many years ago.

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Taken on January 18, 2006