The best rape ever! :D
My Dad's got these DVD's: 'Coast, a picture of Britain'.
It's a documentary. Beautiful landscapes, history, geography, art, stuff... it's got it all.
One of the reporters, a woman, went to a town where they made rope for the navy in some weird, old, official way.
But she pronounced the 'o' in rope as an 'a', which led to hilarious quotes such as there are:
'This place has got the finest rape in Britain.'
'If you want your rape done the official way, this is the place to be.'
And some other things I can't remember.
My brother and I were laughing, but my Dad didn't get it immediately.
I still think it's funny.