Get ahead, get a hat.
There used to be a saying, "If you want to get ahead, get a hat." Well I wanted a "clever head" that knew big words, "a chatty head" that was good with the ladies, a "mathematician's head" that knew if I was being short changed and a wine tasters head would tell the waiter in the restaurant that he had just served me vinegar instead of a 1787 Chateau Lafite. So, I got all the hats, found matching heads ... and now I realise they are all no good as I need a photography head! Seen on Explore. :o)