• Alfred

The Thing on the Mountaintop Bench

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What is this thing? Since I made the discovery, I shall name it/him 'Alfred'.

Seriously, if anyone can offer some kind of insight as to what Alfred does for a living it would save me a good deal of head scratching.

For all we know he was the one who attempted to prevent the monkeys from invading Alcatraz and discovering the Pot stash...

Here is all I know:
He's a quite fella, and resides alone atop Coronet Peak in Queenstown.
He enjoys a good bit of fun on the weekends.
He had an altercation with an angry snow maker, and is currently seeking a settelment to pay for the damage to his face...

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Alfred was kind enough to pose for this shot, his makeup artist was out getting coffee at the time in question. He asked me if I wouldnt mind sharpening him up a bit... But given his um, 'facial expression' in this shot I felt it wouldn't do him much good.

(Disclaimer: This description is 100% serious. Only names, places, people and events have been changed)

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edpuskas, Andrew D Farquharson, ffrg0, and 3 other people added this photo to their favorites.

  1. Mr Andy Bird 50 months ago | reply

    Someone must have been pretty addicted to 'Space Invaders' to go to these lengths in order to play it.....

  2. Eden Brackstone 50 months ago | reply

    Mr Andy Bird gets a cookie!

  3. Blair Parkinson 50 months ago | reply

    Great photo. I like the gradation of the sky.
    Well done

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