The Thing on the Mountaintop Bench

What is this thing? Since I made the discovery, I shall name it/him 'Alfred'.

 

Seriously, if anyone can offer some kind of insight as to what Alfred does for a living it would save me a good deal of head scratching.

 

For all we know he was the one who attempted to prevent the monkeys from invading Alcatraz and discovering the Pot stash...

 

Here is all I know:

He's a quite fella, and resides alone atop Coronet Peak in Queenstown.

He enjoys a good bit of fun on the weekends.

He had an altercation with an angry snow maker, and is currently seeking a settelment to pay for the damage to his face...

 

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Alfred was kind enough to pose for this shot, his makeup artist was out getting coffee at the time in question. He asked me if I wouldnt mind sharpening him up a bit... But given his um, 'facial expression' in this shot I felt it wouldn't do him much good.

 

(Disclaimer: This description is 100% serious. Only names, places, people and events have been changed)

 

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Taken on January 19, 2011