The Thing on the Mountaintop Bench
What is this thing? Since I made the discovery, I shall name it/him 'Alfred'.
Seriously, if anyone can offer some kind of insight as to what Alfred does for a living it would save me a good deal of head scratching.
For all we know he was the one who attempted to prevent the monkeys from invading Alcatraz and discovering the Pot stash...
Here is all I know:
He's a quite fella, and resides alone atop Coronet Peak in Queenstown.
He enjoys a good bit of fun on the weekends.
He had an altercation with an angry snow maker, and is currently seeking a settelment to pay for the damage to his face...
Alfred was kind enough to pose for this shot, his makeup artist was out getting coffee at the time in question. He asked me if I wouldnt mind sharpening him up a bit... But given his um, 'facial expression' in this shot I felt it wouldn't do him much good.
(Disclaimer: This description is 100% serious. Only names, places, people and events have been changed)
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