Deep in his heavily fortified lunar lair, the lunatic Doktor Frank N. Staines plays re-creator of life.
"I'm not mad no no no no no no, a little, maybe.
I really like anatomy, just like lego, it's amazing how many different ways you can re-connect it to something totally different, it's fun."
Comments collected by his biographer.
Professor Saul Bones, "Staines, yes I remember him; oddball, everyone else were cutting frogs up, while he was re-building them, no frog should have twelve rectums and only one leg."
Doctor Nado and Doctor Mented, "Yeah, all three of us worked in mash units during the last action, he was quiet, kept to himself, collected cockroaches I believe. Got to give the man credit through, he never lost a patient, in fact more soldiers came off his tables then went on...?"
His house cleaner, "I've cleaned his sheets for years, Staines, I think I know the real reason he's mad."