# Sir Cumbvent
- A legendary (in his own mind) knight of small talents, but lots of money.
@ Toll Collector
- A knave, who just happens to own a shiny special sword.
It goes like this:
# Toll, I'm not paying you anything, you lowly knave, hurrumph.
@ Look here 'umph...You've been unsuccessfully hunting this troll for three years. I've killed it, with my shiny special sword, and the villagers helped hang him out, all in one afternoon.
# But look here my brown lackey, I'll...
@ ...I'll nothing purple puss, two things.
One, this will save you a week of travel time, and two, I do have this shiny special sword...
# Um, yes, you are right, of course, an extra week at court, hmm yes.
It certainly is a very shiny special sword, isn't it.
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