• "Authentic" Superman costume, featuring short sleeves and mask.
  • "Cushion Whoopee"
  • "WORLDS UGLIEST HANDS"
  • MONSTER
    7ft tall
    in
    authentic colors
  • Onion Gum
  • MOSTER GHOST over seven feet tall! "Remotely Controlled" - which means it has a string you can yank to move the thing.
  • ???MYSTERY PACKAGE??? features all the junk that no one would buy.
  • X-RAY SPECS: an hilarious optical illusion. Gee, I wonder why they put a busty woman in this ad?
  • "Actual copies of real bullet holes!"
  • Learn hypnotic control
  • I like the LEASTER GHOST - wiseacre
  • And Robin. - wiseacre
  • Oops. Of course, I meant MOSTER GOATS.
  • I was always intrigued by the "Silent Dog Whistle," but wondered how I'd really know if it worked. - Jodi K.

I love old comic ads

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  1. billturner 102 months ago | reply

    so awesome. love these. and the full page ad for something like 300 little green army men.

  2. saffroncisco 102 months ago | reply

    OMG... I used to pore over these ads constantly as a kid. I remember wanting the x-ray specs in THAT EXACT AD. Also the voice-throwing thing.

  3. FromConcentrate 84 months ago | reply

    Cripes! I actually HAVE one of those secret book safes. How much of a dork am I?

  4. dogwelder 84 months ago | reply

    On a scale from one to ten, you are a seven.

  5. RCMerchant 62 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Monster Newstand, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

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