tickle your nose with a feather?
Typically nasty weather!
You need to hear me tell this joke. But here goes. Drunk is sitting at a bar. Man walks in, orders a drink, and walks to the first beautiful lady he sees. He says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" and she slaps him across the face. WIthout missing a beat, he says, "What?! Typically nasty weather!" he continues, as if that's what he'd said in the first place.
The drunk guy likes this. The man approaches another woman the same way, and it ends the same way, with a slap and "Typically nasty weather!"
The drunk adjusts his stool and watches as the man approaches a third woman. "Tickle your ass with a feather?" he asks. "Why, sure!" she replies, and they leave the bar, arm in arm.
The drunk gets a good idea, tumbles ungracefully off the stool, swaggers to a woman, and (in the best drunk voice of your imagination) slurs loudly, "Stick a feather up your ass?" The woman responds, "WHAT?!?!?" and the drunk answers, "Sure is hot out!"