Where Are You, Christmas?
It's about time to reboot Christmas. It's not about giving and getting gifts, the movement of the sun, mysterious babies born in the springtime, oil-burning lamps or the airing of grievances. It's all about family and friends, sharing joy and good food.
So open up a can of Who Hash and cook up the Roast Beast. Grab the nearest Grinch and give them a big hug. Rest, relax, have fun.
Then go out and grab some of those Boxing Day bargains tomorrow!