Beta

When Beta is spoken to in a cheerful, non-threatening voice, and recognizes certain words, she cocks her head back and forth. These words include:

 

* Taylor (my parents' dog)

* Breakfast (all meals are breakfast, regardless of time served)

* Treat

* Dog Run

* Grandma and Grandpa

* Doggy Daycare

* David (my brother)

* Jeff and Mary (my other brother and my sister-in-law)

 

If, for some strange reason, the FBI has bugged our apartment, then somewhere, in a top-secret government media analysis lab, there are hours-long recordings of me engaged in a one-way conversation with my dog. In this voice.

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Uploaded on April 11, 2008