*^This mess, or call it a sign not to use this restroom, was waiting for us when we entered. Being me and having a child who's 'got to go' required entry and usage of the facilities.
Fastest I have ever used a restroom, ever. Didn't let Elliot touch a thing or wash his hands. It seemed right given the state of affairs.
Keeping Purell in Betsy's purse was never a better idea.