As Real as Real Once Got... Shanghai Moments...
alternate title, "disturbing, but in a good way"
alternative title #2, "hey porcupine head, where's the bathroom?"
alternative title #3 it's a crossword puzzle right?
fade out to sound of Sting repetitively playing;
Fm _______________ Bbsus2 ____________ Gm7sus4
"A thousand years, a thousand more, A thousand times a million doors to eternity...