ADOPTED BY: Doug Efresh (Orlando, FL) 9/6/14 ||| Unfortunately this volunteer was extremely upset with being asked to read and follow our basic submission instructions. After he overrode our original file by not adding our naming extension convention and sent his 600dpi return as a large, inbox-clogging email attachment he received a courteous, professional, standard auto reply (initiated by a size-alert filter) requesting that he resubmit according to volunteer guidelines. We received the memo pasted below in response, which we happily placed in our trash bin without a counter response, however as his restoration did not meet our quality standards anyways, we can't say we're sad to see him go:
"This is why you cant keep anybody!!!! Screw your rules, we are here to help,, not your employee, dont talk to me like a piece of shit!!! Good luck finding some to put up with your crap,,,Now go Fuck yourself..... was that clear????"
Staff will be redoing this image — as our families deserve nothing but the very best as well as kindness and respect. But we'll post his before/after too, and will splice it as an alternate before/after aside our own, so that everyone can determine for themselves what an expert, all-knowing (and well mannered) Photoshop professional this gentleman has asserted himself to be.
||| RIP in queue for splicing and sending