A poor young gartersnake in the backyard, under the birdfeeder. I don't know that they actually eat birdseed, but it was cold and damp and he was moving pretty darned slow.
Ikea was in the back yard and a lot more interested in a squirrel on the telephone pole. When she finally headed for the house, she merely gave the snake a sideways glance and seemed totally disinterested.
Which is good.