For Sale: yellow planet in a box
prime real estate. Not fit for habitation (yet), but something for
you billionaires to think about. You know how you all want
something your buddies don't have. Please call
sold separately - with additional shipping and handling -
atmosphere in a box. Disclaimer: As amosphere in
a box is very difficult to produce - we cannot be responsible
for WHAT kind of atmosphere you receive.
Money back guarantee
*if we don't go bankrupt*
Presented by: Extra-Suspensory Perception Productions, a subsidiary of Black Whole Systems, Inc.