Sid's Diner, El Reno, Oklahoma
El Reno is the fried-onion burger capital of the world and Sid's is the king of them all. There is a full menu, but Team Blakelylaw has no idea what's on it; everything you need to know is on the board above the grill. Don't supersize anything unless you have a regiment with you. For a show that rivals Benihanas, get there on Saturday about 11:30 a.m. and take a seat at the counter right in front of the burger grill!