Aaaargh...Oh no. It is If.
I have the scary clown named It and now I have this thing named If.
me: Are you a scary clown too?
If: No. I am a long nosed beastiary. I am very attractive in the way that I am attractive and I am here to tell you that you may consider me a friend inside for advice. I am from the advisory committee.
me: Whatever shall I do If? I want to do something interesting and creative with my talents and abilities. I have time to devote to doing something. What shall I do? What If?
If: You shall do what you shall do and you shall do what you shall do when you do it. I would suggest that you take your pictures and put them onto a site on the internet where they can be viewed by other interested parties.
me: I already did that.
If : Then we suggest that you continue to work on your craft until you get better at your technique.
me: I already did that too. I can always get better but I think that I am good enough to be proud of my pictures.
If: Your pictures are proud of you too sweet Woman. You will be delighted to know that we are working behind the scenes to find you a place to hang your pictures that is not in your house. You may expect to find a matter to be considered.
If: In your box of ins.
me: My inbox?
If: yes. Your inbox will be finding that he or she will be infiltrated by a missive from a person of interest. This person of interest will be finding your work interesting.
me: O.K. When is this going to happen?
If: Sooner or later. That is a psychic prediction.
me: I am a little psychic. That is sometimes I know things in advance.
If: That is because we tell you things you are not supposed to know yet.
me: I know but some people call that being psychic.
If: We call it being well connected.
me: O.K. I am well connected then.
If: Yes, and people who are well connected are able to expect to be taken care of.
me: I do expect to be taken care of but I want to be taken care of and to be able to do interesting things.
If: What if....
me: What If?
If: What if we arranged for you do meet someone you would otherwise not meet if we did not meddle.
me: That is fine with me. When?
If: What if we were to tell you that you will meet someone soon who we are sending your way?
me: I would be happy.
If: Good What if we were to tell you that you will be remarked upon by someone very soon.
me: What kind of someone. A real someone or a figment?
If : Figments always remark upon you. We are expecting a remarkable happenstance to befall you in the future and your future is now.
If: Well, maybe tomorrow or the next day but one thing is for sure, you are on notice.
me: O.K. Thanks If.
If: You are entirely welcome Sweet Woman....
This picture was drawn upside down ....Strathmore visual journal 5.5x8".