Personal Trainer in the Sky
"They are installing showers in my office building. As the one that bikes to work, everyone is eager to know my thoughts. ”Are you excited?”, “Will you use them?”, ”Aren’t you glad they’re accommodating you?” Meh… I don’t care about the showers. It’s only 4.1 miles to work and I can’t go terribly fast due to traffic, potholes, stop lights, and avoiding devil buses. I don’t really sweat.... Turning it into a true shower-requiring-workout would be extra nonsense. "