RTFM coffee mug
The technical publications group awarded me this mug because I actually "RTFM," reviewing the docs for them and giving the tech writers the information and feedback that they need to create accurate documentation.
The woman who runs the group is a short and sweet little Presbyterian woman who is a published children's book author. She tolerates the antics of her underlings who create websites and order coffee mugs.
I make my own lattes at work. As you can see, I like my milk very very frothy.