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Choc Rough Muffins

Muffins. How do I even begin to describe Choc Rough Muffins.

 

Choc Rough Muffins is flawless.

She has 12 muffins cases, and a silver muffin tray.

I hear that her recipe generates thousands of dollars (don’t insinuate she’s anything but classy thankyouverymuch!)

I hear that she does culinary commercials…around the world.

Her favourite movie is “The Breakfast Club”.

One time, she met Banana Smoothie on a tray, and he told her she was pretty.

One time, she choked me because I was eating at such a delirious pace…it was awesome!

(If you haven't watched the movie "Mean Girls" well, you're missing out!)

 

You know, sometimes the attitude the camera gives me when I ask it to take a nice picture of muffins- you’d think I was asking it to take some filthy picture, like porn. But what the camera fails to realise is, there’s a whole world of difference between taking a picture of soft, delicious goodness (see above for more details)...than compared to peas and corn. And it’s not like I’ve asked it to take pictures of peas and corn EVER! I wouldn’t subject it to such torture. Honestly, does it really think me that cruel?

 

Oh oven, hot and ready, I want you, I need you, oh oven, oh oven. (Seen "10 Things I Hate About You"?)

Oh oven, have your rough way with me. I can take it.

It’s not even noon and here I am, making sexual innuendos between the oven and my muffins. I blame it on the blue sky- it does weird things to me.

 

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Taken on September 5, 2012