Turtle and the Orb
Some search the silver bullet,
yet trainers seek the magical orb
for their performance needs will be met
and problems alike it can absorb.
But to get the orb one must go through
the great wizard turtle who sits atop the hill.
Yea, a mighty snapping turtle who has slew,
so be careful when approaching, for he might decide to kill.
Fighting performance problems is not easy
but rather than face the great wizard turtle,
and get yourself into a fit and queasy,
stay afar, far away from him, who sits amidst the myrtle.
For it is best to solve problems from a systematic approach,
to name a few, there is ID, SAT, and ADDIE.
For then you will send the problem scurrying like a roach,
and give thyself time to sit, enjoy, and drink a cup of tea.