anatomy of a douchebag

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    52 weeks: week 14

    crooked hat: √
    aviator sunglasses: √
    popped collar: √
    5 o'clock shadow: √
    stupid facial expression: √
    iphone: √
    smug: √

    i got an iphone last week. i have now become one of those yuppie douchebags. to tell you the truth, i'm liking it a lot more than i thought i would.

    if i was really into this shot, i would've gotten a wristband, and also worn something plaid. ugh. i do no like the plaid trend going on.

    note: this is actually a week late. it should've been taken last week when i got my iphone. no matter how much i try, i can't wash this stink of failure off of me :( i still plan on taking another photo this week to make up for it.

    fgr: IF I CATCH YOU WEARING THIS, I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU

    i really hate the crooked baseball cap. it looks utterly retarded. why do people do this?

    strobist: 580exii into shoot through umbrella, camera right in front of model, triggered by an elinchrom skyport. 520ex snooted, camera left and behind model, triggered by an optical peanut trigger. thanks to will for the use of the second flash/trigger.

    Tish Jarrett, shaderlab, jayallen, and 11 other people added this photo to their favorites.

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    1. Lucky-V 79 months ago | reply

      Hey, I think I saw you in Starbucks this morning :)

    2. GoanBicyclist 79 months ago | reply

      Anatomy of someone who is just asking for it.

    3. lakshalperera 79 months ago | reply

      hmm, i don't think this is anywhere near douchebaggy enough.

      for some reason, i thought you looked like a cricket player. but i guess you yanks probably don't know what they look like anyway!

    4. Sour_Times 79 months ago | reply

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    5. ~libby 79 months ago | reply

      Nice look! Congrats on joining the iPhone revolution... enjoy! :}

      P.S Get a case for that thing, they slip, drop and crack easy...

    6. DottieboBottie 79 months ago | reply

      The Libby is wise.

      A tip: hard cases will open on contact. Get a revo2.

      A true douche would also have a Yankees hat on. Here is a handy guide:

      www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

    7. aye_shamus 79 months ago | reply

      libby and dottie: thanks for the heads up. i've already got a revo2 on it's way. according to UPS, it's in OH.

      thanks to everyone else for the comments! there's a lot more douchiness that could've been done to this photo, but i could only work with what i had! :)

    8. Luke H 79 months ago | reply

      I'm sorry, but you're just not able to pull it off. The hat needs to have a beer label on it, or at the very least a Honda logo. And if it's Honda, it has to be a visor, not a hat.

      Also, dbags tend to wear long sleeve shirts with vertical stripes. And if they are stuck wearing a polo shirt, it's pink, not white. At least in Ames at the moment. And I don't know if you went all out or not, but I hope you had bathed in at least one full can of Axe Body Spray.

    9. southpaw20 79 months ago | reply

      you need some faux tan and some bling there chief. A crooked visor with a whole bunch of way gelled up hair would have been nice too.

      I did get a good laugh though. fuckin' JAGERBOMBS!

    10. juicy__juice [deleted] 79 months ago | reply

      I've been calling you a d-bag for years...

    11. awynhaus 79 months ago | reply

      well, now he has the wardrobe to support it :)

    12. bitzcelt 79 months ago | reply

      I think you look cool, guess that makes me a bag.

    13. brother.rabbit63 [deleted] 77 months ago | reply

      What is it with volkswagons and apple products. Everyone I know, including myself, who has a vw, also has a mac.
      Does that add to the douche factor?
      And please don't judge me by the profile picture, it's old.

    14. Luke H 77 months ago | reply

      I've had several VWs and I'm a PC guy. My wife has a macbook.

      The difference is I'm all about utility and she's all about 'what car is red and cute?" She likes her mac for the same reason she likes a cabrio.

      They don't make VAG-COM (vw diagnostic) software for Mac ;-)

    15. Mr. Dexter 73 months ago | reply

      Cause Aviators RLZ ! :D

    16. sserpxe 66 months ago | reply

      To really make this extra douchey add it to 20 groups and add 15 tags! Oh wait.. um, nevermind.

      You just figured out the iPhone is a killer app, really? You are so much smarter than those yuppy scum bags! Really I mean that.

      By the way. By giving the lighting information were you trying to show how not to light a portrait? You left arm is too hot. Right to dark. Shirt is right in between. Half assed catch light in glasses.

      Yuppy FAIL. Oh... and Canon SUCKS!

      ;)

    17. FKCHS - French 61 months ago | reply

      This should make them laugh!

      I am a French teacher in Fort Kent, Maine. I have added one of your photos to a photo gallery that I will use to teach color and clothing vocab. Thank you for this wonderful photo. Please let me know if you object to your photo being used in this way.

      Je suis prof de français à Fort Kent dans le Maine. J'ai ajouté l'une de vos photos à une expo pour que je vais utiliser pour enseigner du vocabulaire sur les couleurs et les vêtements. Merci pour cette photo merveilleuse. Veuillez me faire savoir si vous ne voulez pas que j'utilise votre photo de cette mannière,

      Merci encore,
      Robert Daigle, FKCHS - French
      www.flickr.com/photos/rgdaigle516

    18. playsexlove 33 months ago | reply

      This was a perfect shot for the topic I just posted on my blog: www.playsexlove.com/why-do-the-jerks-always-win/. Thank you for the shot and keep up the work!

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