"When primitive man screamed and beat the ground with sticks they called it Witchcraft. When modern man does it, they call it Golf."
~ On Tuesday I went golfing with some people and noticed a golf club stuck in a tree. How it got up there I have no idea, probably from someone like me who's horrible at golf. The quote up there^ is from a magnet that used to be my dad's. I, myself, find it hilarious.