..for those of you unaware Greenbelt is a christian based arts festival that features art/music/literature etc, main stream acts are booked and you don't get wrapped around the head with a tamberine or a bible shuved up your backside!
..my mates say every year:
"you comming to Carnival (London) this weekend mate?..Oh no you got your weekend with Jesus aint ya?.."
..my mate then said knowing I was going to be contributing my stencils this year said:
"why don't don't you do a stencil that says: 'JESUS MADE ME DO IT'..
..and so it came to pass oh my brothers!!