Oracle! No!

Dear Oracle,


Please reduce your marketing department's cocaine ration.


  • Tony Kennick 8y

    I feel the only sensible response involves fire!
  • Andy Armstrong 8y

    Maybe the battery will explode? :)
  • Jim Barter 8y

    burn it!

    g'wan.... it's got cocaine in it...
  • Andy Armstrong 8y

    Bit of a waste burning it then. I'll wash the coke off all the paper, dry it and then burn it.
  • Adrian Warren 8y

    Actually, I have to applaud them for shipping their recycleable waste as a "freebie" to customers; it's a great cost saving scheme. However, if I were you I'd refuse next week's delivery of a sack of rotting tomatoes ;)
  • Andy Armstrong 8y

    I might just fill a couple of bin bags with dog shit and send them back to them :)
  • Daniel Dainty 8y

  • Andy Armstrong 8y

    Yeah! 24,000 views of those two images. Glad I'm not hosting them :)
  • Andy Armstrong 8y

    Oops, correction - nearly 29,000. Don't people have any work to do? :)
  • Keith Hall 8y

  • Les Bessant 8y

    LOL! I read about that on the Reg, but didn't make the mental connection to my contacts.

    Oracle have odd ideas. I occasionally get salesdroids calling me about it. It goes something like this:

    Droid: Do you use Oracle?
    Me: No
    Droid: Do you have any Oracle projects planned?
    Me: If we need to use an application that requires Oracle, then we'll use it

    (Subtext: Nooooo!!! Noooo!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!)

    Seen in my contacts' photos. (?)
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