Oracle! No!

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    Dear Oracle,

    Please reduce your marketing department's cocaine ration.

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    1. thegreatgonzo 83 months ago | reply

      I feel the only sensible response involves fire!

    2. AndyArmstrong 83 months ago | reply

      Maybe the battery will explode? :)

    3. Jim Barter 83 months ago | reply

      burn it!

      g'wan.... it's got cocaine in it...

    4. AndyArmstrong 83 months ago | reply

      Bit of a waste burning it then. I'll wash the coke off all the paper, dry it and then burn it.

    5. AdrianWarren 83 months ago | reply

      Actually, I have to applaud them for shipping their recycleable waste as a "freebie" to customers; it's a great cost saving scheme. However, if I were you I'd refuse next week's delivery of a sack of rotting tomatoes ;)

    6. AndyArmstrong 83 months ago | reply

      I might just fill a couple of bin bags with dog shit and send them back to them :)

    7. Daniel Dainty [deleted] 83 months ago | reply

      Your photostream is famous... :-)

    8. AndyArmstrong 83 months ago | reply

      Yeah! 24,000 views of those two images. Glad I'm not hosting them :)

    9. AndyArmstrong 83 months ago | reply

      Oops, correction - nearly 29,000. Don't people have any work to do? :)

    10. Tiggrrr42 83 months ago | reply

      LOL! I read about that on the Reg, but didn't make the mental connection to my contacts.

      Oracle have odd ideas. I occasionally get salesdroids calling me about it. It goes something like this:

      Droid: Do you use Oracle?
      Me: No
      Droid: Do you have any Oracle projects planned?
      Me: If we need to use an application that requires Oracle, then we'll use it

      (Subtext: Nooooo!!! Noooo!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!)

      Seen in my contacts' photos. (?)

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