I AM THE WEBMASTER (perfect desktop)
IzzyNomad has identified this chap as "...Nephila pilipes, a species of golden orb-web spider...". Thanks for the help!
I promise I'm not exaggerating when I say he's about 6 inches tall.
If you like this shot, and perhaps even choose to use it (it makes a great desktop for example) please leave a comment. It's not like I'm charging, but my ego could use the boost.