i know. this is super terrible. i just spent so much time on it that i couldn't not post it. xD
oh, and for the record, i didn't edit this. well, i edited it, but not in the way you'd think. my house is really small and dark, so i couldn't use my 50mm to get the full body shot i would need in order to do a levitation edit because it was too zoomed in, and i couldn't use my 18mm because that's only f/3.5 and that would have been too dark. so long story short, i just fell back on my bed for two hours (hence the blur). the only edit i did was edit in the picture of my magazine and crop the whole thing.