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I dont know why my remote control isnt working

me: hello is that the sky customer help desk

 

help desk person: yes

 

me: my remote control isnt working

 

help desk person: send in your hand held device and we will ascertain why it isnt operating for you

 

2 months later

 

help desk person: we have examined your hand held device and would like to ask the following?

 

me: ok

 

help desk person: we have found a lot of dribble with baby formula, broccoli, sweet potato, parsnip, apple & porridge lodged between the buttons - any idea as to how it happened.

 

me: sorry no idea at all

 

Evie: starts crying...

 

help desk person: I think that I can hear the problem...

 

...do you have a baby there?

 

me: yes...

 

help desk person: does it put the remote control in its mouth?

 

me: if thats your attitude *slams phone down* ;o)

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Taken on July 23, 2012